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Jun. 20th, 2013 08:27 pmOn the front door of Jordan's small, one bedroom home, there is a note written on college ruled paper for all who prepare to enter, secured with scotch tape on the top and bottom. It reads the following:
"1. If you are here to convert me, I do not at all question my particular (non)religious beliefs. Unless you care to be a blood sacrifice, I suggest you go to the next home on the street.
2. If you are here selling something, I can't afford it. Go away. Unless it's cookies. Girl Scouts, please knock as hard as you can to ensure I will hear it.
3. If you are here to steal something, I promise I have nothing of value to you. My odd taste in things and music doesn't tend to range over the prices of Goodwill.
4. The only valuable thing I do have is my guitar, and if you steal it, I will track you down and kill you.
5. Johnny moved last year. Stop knocking and asking for him.
6. If you're here for any other reason, knock. If I don't answer, I'm not home, or I'm clearly avoiding you. If you think my avoiding you may be a mistake, please feel free to leave a note in the mailbox. It's on the right.
Have a great day."
"1. If you are here to convert me, I do not at all question my particular (non)religious beliefs. Unless you care to be a blood sacrifice, I suggest you go to the next home on the street.
2. If you are here selling something, I can't afford it. Go away. Unless it's cookies. Girl Scouts, please knock as hard as you can to ensure I will hear it.
3. If you are here to steal something, I promise I have nothing of value to you. My odd taste in things and music doesn't tend to range over the prices of Goodwill.
4. The only valuable thing I do have is my guitar, and if you steal it, I will track you down and kill you.
5. Johnny moved last year. Stop knocking and asking for him.
6. If you're here for any other reason, knock. If I don't answer, I'm not home, or I'm clearly avoiding you. If you think my avoiding you may be a mistake, please feel free to leave a note in the mailbox. It's on the right.
Have a great day."
